Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.