Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline