Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom