Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!