Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!