Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

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What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!