Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.