Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"