Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.