Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.