Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"