Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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A TOR pedo.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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He prawned everything !

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.