Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.