Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.