Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.