Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code