Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.