Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.