Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.