What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.