What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast