What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)