What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)