What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)