Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte