Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.