Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the redditor say to the other redditor?

Yes.

What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!