Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !