Linux Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.