What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.