The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
The thermometer responded, "0K."
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Yum Yum."
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.