What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error