What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people