What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything