Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!