What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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You'll know if she was faking it.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.