What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

El Jokes More El Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.