What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

El Jokes More El Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.