What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.