What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.