What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet