What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.