What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's