What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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