What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.