What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife