What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe