What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.