What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor