What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape