What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.