Apple Pie Jokes

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.

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What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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Because he was driving under the influenza......

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.