Apple Pie Jokes

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

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Allah Mode Jokes More Allah Mode Jokes

What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...