Apple Pie Jokes

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

High Turnover Rate Jokes More High Turnover Rate Jokes

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.