Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode