Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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They just pray the gray away

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Sunday school.

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Mecca-nized infantry.

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Puff pastry !

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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.