Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode