Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

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What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode