Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

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Ice cream fits in a tub.

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Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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Muslim Bale

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.