What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.