What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.