What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.