What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you feel like having?

Nothing."

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren