Beyonce Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.