What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

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How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.