What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.