What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.