Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city