Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.