Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.