Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.