Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.