Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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Too many cheetahs.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.