Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach