Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the highest number in the world?

420

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

China Jokes More China Jokes

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!