Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.