Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.