Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.