Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.