Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.