Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.