Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.