Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.