What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.