Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Food Stamp Jokes More Food Stamp Jokes

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!