What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!