What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.