What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.