What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.