A. Their criminal record
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
A cross-threader
A florist.
Nothing. Are you racist or something?
An emo-g
He touched a lot of people.
you know he did it.
To get all their stuff back.
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
A criminal record.