What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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Disney movies can still touch children.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.