What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record