What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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A little bizar

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Canoes tip.

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You cant count them when its dark

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An egg in a duck.

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When the big hand touches the little one.

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You know he did it

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Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.