What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"