What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning