What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

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Because women have no rights.

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A Broad Stroke...

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.