What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow