What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"