What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.