A widow.
It's a mystery.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now
A widow
