What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"