A widow.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
He was a little hoarse.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
The back of my hand.
His last name.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A widow
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"