Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p