Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow