Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.