How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients