Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.