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English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.