Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.