Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3