What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.