What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.