What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty