What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.