What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.