What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.