What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.