What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.