What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.