What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.