What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.