What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.