Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.