Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.