Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!