Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)