Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!