Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P