Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...