Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why does everything taste like chicken?

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.