What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.