What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey