What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(