What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Who is left?

Marco Rubio

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.