What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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We're Finnished."

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He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.