What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."