What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.