What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!