Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!