How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.