How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.