How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

How to annoy a Redditor?

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