What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Mind if I Slytherin

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!