What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Gutter Jokes More Gutter Jokes

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.