What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!