What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Gutter Jokes More Gutter Jokes

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!