What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Gutter Jokes More Gutter Jokes

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.