What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."